silly duffer

Used to describe a retarded mountain goat but can be used to discipline small children

"Oh Dave your child is such a silly duffer"

by Dickmyeat September 8, 2015

silly duffer brother

"silly duffer brother" or "SDB" for short can be used as a noun or adjective to describe an extremely idiotic person (also a nitwit or fool) or an extremely idiotic action.

SDB combines Aussie slang (duffer) and incorporates a reference to the world renowned Duffer Brothers (American twin brothers who write and direct science fiction films, horror films and television shows - including Stranger Things).

Girlfriend: "I can't find my phone again!"
Boyfriend: "It's in your hand you silly duffer brother (SDB)!"

by Horatio Bumbus July 26, 2017

duffer

The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.

"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."

"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"

by Cretin March 26, 2004

Durfed

1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.

EXAMPLES:

1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.

by Ninja Baller June 19, 2007

dunfermline

place of birth of the best fitba team in Europe

punter one-"wha dae you support"?
punter two-"The Pars(Dunfermline)min,i hate the Old Firm(Rangers and Celtic),all things Weegie(Glaswegian),get right intae yon Falkirk bastards(look up soapdodgers)

by BIG BAD PARS FAN WAE TWA BOTTLES A TONIC(Buckfast November 2, 2003

durfette

The area between the vagina and the anus on a woman. The (skin) that separates the vaginal hole from the anal hole.

"Her durfette was so tiny,I almost shoved the speculum in her anus!" said Dr. Smith

by MaryAnn McMahon May 30, 2008

Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),

Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010