duct tape

Duct tape is an awesome type of tape/adhesive that is usually silver but can come in many, many colors. It has tons and tons and tons of uses. You can do basically anything with it, from making wallets to fixing cars.(And those are only 2 of the most common uses.)

1) We where in a car crash and we used Duct tape to temperarliy fix our car.

2)I made $75 from selling duct tape merchandise.

3)Yo, duct tape is so epic!!!

by Bluestrike22 February 13, 2010

duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

Duct tape and bubble gum

A highly precarious patching / rigging of any item or situation with improvised materials or ideas to get through or beyond an obstacle.

It's gonna take a whole lotta duct tape and bubble gum, but I think we can land it in the Hudson.

by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009

duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

Smash & Duct Tape

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.

But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.

by Bwana Harris October 16, 2006

Duct Tape Trick

The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting

John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."

by max bamberger December 2, 2005