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Bruce Dickinson

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.
Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.
by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008
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dickincentive

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.
Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.
by The Object January 24, 2013
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Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.
Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"
by Swegsticle July 23, 2014
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Selective Dickism

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
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dickin around

The act of refraining from much activity. Not doing much at all.
"What are you doing?" - "Not much, just dickin around".

"I was dickin' around the other day and saw a white dude get the beat down"
by Chip Bowman September 17, 2006
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Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.
My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.
by Irate October 10, 2007
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Death Star docking station

The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.
I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.

There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.
by roejoebuck October 12, 2008
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