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Get the Sun dried tomato mug.When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
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Get the Dried Masturbation mug.The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.
I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!
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Get the dried cum mug.Chris: Hey wanna go to disney universe
Josh: We can't
Chris: why
Josh: Because i blew it up in my epic battle with chuck norris
Chris: wtf is that y your last name is drude
Josh: We can't
Chris: why
Josh: Because i blew it up in my epic battle with chuck norris
Chris: wtf is that y your last name is drude
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