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Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
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thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time
Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.
by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014
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nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face
1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015
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Dress codes

rules in school no one follows cause they just don't want to.
Teacher: Your not following the dress codes
Girl: I don't care
by xoxo gi May 30, 2019
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Daym Drops

A husky boss playa doing his 1 - 2 thang and sliding up to the spot, eloquently prognosticating super official food reviews from the comfort of his dope ride.
Stop playing with my emotions, b. Let's peep game on that new Daym Drops review.
by dangerpimp April 29, 2013
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Dosser

The title given to American professional

boxer Deontay Wilder by heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury.
Look it up in the urban dictionary, what is a dosser? It will tell you Deontay Wilder
by Emmalc89 July 18, 2019
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couple drops

When someone is so excited about something that they jizz in their pants, but not completely. Only a couple of drops come out instead of a full orgasm.
"You saw a double rainbow? Did you jizz your pants?"
"No. Couple drops though."
by Johnny San November 12, 2011
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