When a man ejaculates sperm from his penis into either a man or woman's nose, causing for the person to breath out of their noise ending in the result of the person looking like a zombie.
"Sarah was pissed when John gave her a drooling zombie because she was not expecting it, she couldn't breath out her nose, and John was laughing his ass off."
by TooOld March 24, 2009
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So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!
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A non-elicit (legal) document slipped to the user of a digital service (typically a website) containing terms which allow for the non-consensual use of the person's data (see data rape).
You: "No one reads these fucking 75 page Terms of service before using a website"
Friend: "Careful dude, there might be droofies in there"
You:"huh ?"
Friend: "Dude if they slip you a droofie, there's no telling what they'll do with your data."
You:"You mean... data rape me ?"
Friend: "Careful dude, there might be droofies in there"
You:"huh ?"
Friend: "Dude if they slip you a droofie, there's no telling what they'll do with your data."
You:"You mean... data rape me ?"
by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011
Get the droofies mug.The Drooling Dragon is during the act of receiving oral pleasure on a male, the male climaxes in the givers mouth. Before the giver has an opportunity to process the deposit, the deliverer punches the giver in the stomach causing the deposit to be forced out of the givers nose. Mimicking the action of a Drooling dragon.
by Kib and Ray July 6, 2008
Get the Drooling Dragon mug.When one has been dating a truly awesome looking chick, way out of one's league, the drooling off period is the length of time which must pass until one is ready to date lower-rated girls again.
Buddy: Hey guy, where's that fine-ass chick that was with you last week? She realise she was too damn hot to be hanging around you?
Guy: Yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin'. I dunno, I wasn't really listening.
Buddy: That's a bitch, but one woman helps you forget another. You gonna go crawling back to one of your 'regulars'?
Guy: Would you step out of a Ferrari 'n' get straight into a Honda? F*ck no man, I gotta take a little drooling off period.
Buddy: Jesus Guy, how'd you fit in the door with that damn ego?
Guy: Im not your Guy, Buddy.
Guy: Yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin'. I dunno, I wasn't really listening.
Buddy: That's a bitch, but one woman helps you forget another. You gonna go crawling back to one of your 'regulars'?
Guy: Would you step out of a Ferrari 'n' get straight into a Honda? F*ck no man, I gotta take a little drooling off period.
Buddy: Jesus Guy, how'd you fit in the door with that damn ego?
Guy: Im not your Guy, Buddy.
by NotYourBuddyGuy January 26, 2011
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