Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 4, 2020

donuthead

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 25, 2012

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

Donut Mile

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.

We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.

by Daniszeman May 20, 2009

Can a Bitch get a donut ?

A very important question asked by the biggest bitch in town, Kevin Roberts

I'm Kevin Roberts and I have a very important question. "Can a Bitch get a donut ?"

by Frankie Fonzanoon September 4, 2016

Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.

Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020