dragon drumstick

Schlong. Cum gun. Steaming semen truck. Meter long King Kong dong.

Dude his dragon drumstick was so good in my coober

by Hopalong the frog August 30, 2017

lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

Dipsticking

When a person soaks a tampon in alcohol (beer, vodka, whiskey etc...) and inserts the tampon into their rectum for an increased effect of influence.

Dude, no joke, dipsticking will fuck your ass up!

by William_Scatner April 12, 2011

dumpstick

An insult directed at a human. Often associated with road rage when a motorist or pedestrian is slowing the progress of another vehicle.

55 year old short man travelling 100km/h on a road with a posted speed limit of 50km/h "Come on dumpstick, get out of my way you fucking cock sucking piece of shit."

by TommyWright May 28, 2010

double dipstick

A thin tube, rod, or otherwise thin long object used to insert into the urethra of one gentleman half way. The other end is inserted into another gentlemans urethra, the result, double dipsticking.

Jims: Yo bro, you got the double dipstick?

Slapdick: Yeah man.

Jims: Sweet, my dick has been itching for a double-dipsticking.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname April 2, 2008

drumstick

The best part of the chicken.

I was pissed off because my sister took the last drumstick out of the KFC bucket of chicken.

by lisa cant January 10, 2007

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006