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Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'
When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.
by The Waltonator January 11, 2010
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Defensitive

Dude, you’re being super defensitive
by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019
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Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.
by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009
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i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense
by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021
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defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.
DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!
by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004
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chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
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Defenceless

STREAM DEFENCELESS BY LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!!!!! NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS!!! IF YOU HAVE TASTE YOU'LL LISTEN TO IT!!!!!

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NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS

DEFENCELESS BEST SONG EVER
by timea February 6, 2021
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