drunkstar

extreme intoxication followed by excessive random talking, far from steady walking, refusal to stop partying, while not turning into a sloppy sob fest

Go to bed, drunkstar!

I want to be a drunkstar when I grow up.

by 7c4evr May 7, 2010

stank drank

When you pull your penis out of her ass and stick it in her mouth and blow your load.

She was thirsty, so I gave her a stank drank.

by Maverick Transportation February 28, 2008

brown drank

Usually coffee, but could be any beverage with a brown color. Typically one uses the term in the context of an unsavory environment such as work, church, or 12-step meetings.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, lets take a break at 4pm and get some brown drank'
Guy 2: 'Ok'

by nukegoat June 18, 2008

Danksgiving

A holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man's ability to fuck himself up.

To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are prepared, often some spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting, and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.

Heavy drinking and smoking are also encouraged throughout the entire day of Danksgiving, especially in the form of group games that emphasize getting fucked up as much as possible.

"I'm pretty sure last year's Danksgiving celebration was the best Danksgiving ever, but I don't remember any of it."
"That's what Danksgiving's all about."

by E-Dubs January 14, 2008

purple drank

codeine/promethazine cough syrup mixed in with some sprite. serve it up in a white styrafoam cup with some ice and your good to go. you can mix it up with all kinds of sodas or just sip the ish. there is NO alcohol in it and its NOT robitussin. It's thick and purple and comes only by prescription or by your local weedman. not to be sipped by suckas!!!!!

purple drank up in my cup, blowin dank up in my truck

by the ju1ce May 9, 2005

Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Soft drinks

A word used by smaller meme accounts to replace the word meme because normies ruined memes.

Check out these new funny soft drinks on the internet

by softdrinkmemergirl72 November 28, 2016