staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

downtain

When a girl is sitting down to piss and a dude stands in front of her and also pisses. While he is peeing his piss stream merges into her piss stream creating a "dual fountain" aka a downtain.

The line to the men's room was ridiculous so I went into the girls bathroom and made a downtain with this drunk chick!

by sorryimnotsorry June 23, 2011

I dont mean to be rude but

A precursor to being intentionally rude.

I dont mean to be rude but you smell.

by menonot January 11, 2011

you dont know rachel

You have officially fucked up. You have obviously done something hurtful, mean, or just some stupid shit to piss rachel off. There will most definately be a reaction to your action.

Oh damn, you gonna get it now, you dont know rachel!

by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023

Oh so you dont know what karlson is?

KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM GAMERS

Dani: Oh so you dont know what karlson is? KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME IM WORKING OM WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM BONERS

by EPICKARLSONGAMER June 18, 2021

Dont be that guy.

What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.

(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)

"DUDE, dont be that guy."

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

I dont swing that way

I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.

Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.

by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004