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douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag
stop all of this damned douschebaggery!
by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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doucheboob

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.
He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.
by doucheboob October 15, 2011
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Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.
Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!
by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011
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Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS
by Holly M S May 25, 2010
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Duchess of Douschebagery

Here comes the Duchess of Douschebagery.
by zb12 April 30, 2006
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douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."
by asefi October 3, 2007
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Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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