doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007

douche

obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment

Spencer Pratt pretty much screams DOUCHE

by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008

douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.

To that I can only say douche' .

by J Bo January 27, 2007

douched

To be screwed over in a displeasing way

Dude those tickets are over priced... yah I know I got douched.

by Josh Takko July 31, 2005

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douche

A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong.

B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.

C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.

ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.

ex) John M.

by Mike Markey February 26, 2008

Douche's douche

Someone who is not even good enough to be able to clean a hairy, smelly, infected vagina. Somebody who is maybe only fit to clean the douche. But only maybe.

Nate used to be called a douchebag but after a while he got worse and everyone started calling him a douche's douche.

by panthermother July 29, 2009