douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

by bleech128 September 22, 2009

douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water

"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"

by urbanattitude July 23, 2012

douchendorf

The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.

To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009

Douchewobble

a fat piece of shit that acts like a douche bag and wobbles around

1. Andy Reid is a douchewobble

2. Hey Patty look at that douchewobble over there eating twinkies

by brennanhehe December 22, 2008

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012