douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water
"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"
by urbanattitude July 23, 2012
mugGet the douchetoolbagmug.

skank box

A girl that has had so many three ways they can not count.
by urbanattitude December 21, 2008
mugGet the skank boxmug.