Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

by samzi August 26, 2013

Douchemegatron

A huge, evil leader of all douches who's idiocy is a very crime against humanity. A person, thing, or asshole you'd prefer to never lay eyes on, even if it meant cutting your own eyes out.

You are the DoucheMegatron.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

douchebank

A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.

Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)

Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)

by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007

Douchemecca

(n) dooshmek-uh

1. A place that attracts a large quantity of douche bags.

Angela: I love Vegas but I hate that it attracts so many immature assholes.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.

by TheDouchemeister August 24, 2011

Douchetender

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

by Gigi S. January 21, 2020