Doucheishness

'Doucheishness'. - The act of being a douche.

His doucheishness pissed everyone off.

by FuckingFairyPrincess September 5, 2011

douchelicopter

A Douche bag who would just continue to hover.

Wow, that salesman was a total douchelicopter

by georube November 4, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

doucheoisie

A middle class douche.

White collar turned up? Doucheoisie

by thegalvanizer March 18, 2010

Douchelish

The language douche bags speak. Most douche bags are fluent in Douchelish. This was term mentioned in an episode of "The Soup." Spencer Pratt and Ryan Seacrest are both fluent in Douchelish.

Here's an example two reaaaaally white douche bags speaking douchelish:

Douche 1: "Yo, homie, we meetin some peeps tonight?"

Douche 2: "Aw, yeah, dawg. I wanna get ripped."

Douche 1: "You don't rip, you zip you flip, you trip."

Douche 2: "Aw, hell yeah, homie."

by graychan May 18, 2009

Douchelous

To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche

In example

You're being so (re)douchelous!

like (ridiculous)

Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!

by Dr_House December 3, 2011