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douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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Douchehelmet

The windswept looking hair style that looks like a helmet made of douche for pubescent boys invented by The Walt Disney Corporation.
Justin Beiber certainly has a lovely douchehelmet.
by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
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[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.
Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.
by harry_pujols June 9, 2007
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Douchebear

someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.
Man1: I believe in solipisim.

Man2: Shut up you stupid douchebear!
by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010
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DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
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doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?
by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008
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Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.
Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.
by Taco14 April 8, 2009
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