Douchewasher

1. A person with qualities of a douche (one who is mean, a buzzkill, an irritating person).

2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.

Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"

Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."

by Shlomit February 19, 2009

douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.

Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

by master bean flicker April 25, 2010

Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

douchehammered

A drunk guy hanging on a girl for dear life

Holy Shit! That guy is douchehammered! ( this is the masculine version of skankhammered)

by Daddy’o Rondog January 26, 2019