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Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
by mstar1337 July 15, 2020
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Double Boiler

This is a variation of the Dutch Oven where both parties fart and trap eachother under the covers.
I tried to give my wife a Dutch Oven but she fired back. It was the dreaded Double Boiler.
by TheBurn May 19, 2010
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Double buttjob

When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors
As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob
by Mason 1170 July 27, 2016
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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead
by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021
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double baking

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the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.
Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.
by Kampfers July 24, 2012
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Double Brown

An inexpensive but delicious beer "brewed" by Dominion Breweries in New Zealand. Oringinally a popular beer in the 80's, has experienced a resurge of populatrity since the late 90's with it's rebranding as a budget beer, drawing in students as a target market.
Mysteriously proclaims to be BEER as opposed to specifically a lager, draught, pilsner etc.
4% alcohol in 355ml cans, 440ml cans, 330ml bottles and 750ml crate bottles.
1) Richard: Any plans tonight?
Steve: Down some Browns then go to town. Same ol'.

2) Party random: Oh my god... On the fucken' Double Browns!!!
Steve: Delicious, mate.
Party random: All good. I don't mind the ol' Browns myself...
by Steve Gordon February 13, 2008
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H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".
Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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