dotcombandit

a male who is obsessed with the internet
dotcom being the internet oart and bandit referring to overuse.

"hey greg have you spoken to harry lately"
"no i havent, i heard hes a right dotcombandit nowadays"

by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009

dotcomslag

a female that has an internet obsession
male version- dotcombandit

"have you spoken to julie lately?"
"no shes such a dotcomslag these days!"

by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009

dotch

my mum

dotch is the best

by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018

dotcompoo

Dotcompoo is the noun which describes all and any online content that is focused around poo.

In recent weeks, dotcompoo has seen an unprecedented surge in popularity. Seven of the Nine richest men on Earth are now thought to have made their fortunes with dotcompoo.

by Planet gib October 22, 2007

dotcompatriot

The combined form of dot and compatriot, similar to dotcomrade, meaning a person, usually a Veteran, who uses the inter-net. A form of address used with respect, for any individual veteran or soldier in reference to their inter-net use, or service.

Dotcompatriot (Name) left a message for us,
not to worry, he's all right!

I left a blog comment on our dotcompatriot's web page.

by Nicholas Howard November 8, 2007

Dotche

A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!

Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.

Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?

Kellan: no dude what happened?

Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!

Kellan: hahaha what dotche!

by Mountain Drizzy July 8, 2010

dotch

1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode

dang man he has a dotch, nasty

by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005