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Dotastasis

The state of being in a "just living" phase whilst serial playing Dota 2 for an undefined period of time, completely oblivious to what's going on around you or your humanly needs. Dotastasis can be deadly if induction is accidental and no source of hydration is within arms length. Typically Dotastasis can last anywhere from 6 hours to 1 week.
Person A: Hey, have you heard from Zain recently?
Person B: Nah, I think he's in Dotastasis again.
Person A: Bloody Dota, why can't he play a good game like League....
by OccupyMajina September 15, 2016
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DotArd

Somebody who is hopelessly addicted to the Warcraft map, DoTA
DotArd: lo0l, lieK do YoU waNT tO iS paLy dOOta wid MeH??/
Normal Guy: Go away, DotArd.
by Random Dude Person June 26, 2008
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Dotard

He has the mental capacity of a dotard.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
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Dotard

Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."

Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."

Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"

Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".

Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"

Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".

Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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donart

he's donart , the second sexiest man alive after endri
by offsyte October 28, 2020
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Dotard

Dotard
by KimJ. September 23, 2018
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