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Diabetes Swag

The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
*Boy walks by with fanny pack*
Girl: DAMN! Look at the diabetes swag on that mofo!
by needlelife September 11, 2013
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Contagious diabetes

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now
You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.
by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019
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type 4 diabetes

Type 4 Diabetes: when you read a hentai so sweet it gives you diabetes
Weeb 1: hey man what did you think of that sauce I sent you?
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.
by Ergfty March 27, 2020
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Type 10 Diabetes

When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins
Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.

Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes

Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it
by KingBigPP September 21, 2020
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Diabetes

Just because you have Diabetes doesn't always mean you are fat and dont require insulin. You can be pencle thin and still require insulin. It depends on your body and how it uses the insulin it makes or receives.
I have Diabetes and I'm 5 foot and 100 lbs and require 400 units a day of Humalog insulin because I'm insulin resistant.
by KRYSANN October 18, 2006
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diabetes

A pain in the ass! it causes nasty scar tissue. you have to take shots(i take 5 a day) and prick your finger with a smaller needle(4 times a day for me). It causes pain and suffering. and to some little kid that thinks it rocks... you are a sick SOB. You need mental help.
I've had diabetes since I was 1 1/2 and now I'm 15.(this is true)
by crizlerr1 May 6, 2008
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diabetes

Diabetes is an endocrine disorder charicterised by excessive thurst with frequent urination. once treated and if managed symptoms will subside. Diabetes has two groups diabetes insipidus and diabetes mellitus.
both of these types of diabetes have the same symptoms but the endocrine disorders are much diffrent
diabetes insipidus is a pituitary deficiency of the hormone vasopressin which is secreted by the posterior pituitary gland. the hormone vasopressin is an antidiuretic hormone which reduces the excretion of urine. diabetes insipidus is very uncommon.
diabetes mellitus is the most common diabetes it has two types type 1 which is an insulin dependent treatment involves managment of carbs insulin and diet. type 2 which is not insulin dependent but can progress into being insulin dependent. Type 1 diabetes is frequently called a severe or chronic form of diabetes. Type one is often classified as an auto immune disorder meaning the immune system attacks and kills the insulin producing cells of the pancreas resulting in an inability to produce insulin.
type 2 diabetes is know as the adult onset which is exacerbated by obesity and inactivity. type 2 diabetes is a a mild form of diabetes which can be reversed if treated and changes are made. type 2 diabetes is a result of the body not producing enough insulin, or having too much insulin resistance. managment of type 2 diabetes involves diet and exercise and can progress to insulin injections.
"wow I sure am thursty and my pee tasts sweet I might have diabetes mellitus"
"I feel slugish and have been overwait for years I might need to get tested to see if I have type 2 diabetes"
"I don't want juice I just want water, more water, I can't have enough water. Wow, you might have diabetes!"
by David aka squirrel man April 23, 2006
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