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Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."
by Purple • Captain November 29, 2022
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There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
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