doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

doorknob by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

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Doorknob

A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.

"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."

Doorknob by Angelius October 29, 2009

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Doorknob

-See 'Safety'

-Also see 'Safety'

Doorknob by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003

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doorknob

A word shouted when an elder has been angered. Causing them to throw a doorknob at one's head. Also a replacment for "head's up" "look out" or "duck"

Class of noisy kids: *blah blah blah boys and ponies and hair and myspace.com blah blah*
Angered teacher:*throws doorknob*
student:DOORKNOB!!
*everyone ducks*

doorknob by OurGorship April 5, 2008