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Dookenfuck

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
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doomerette

I met a doomerette today, she was wearing all black
by Rcfoolz April 28, 2019
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scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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Tweedle Doofer

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018
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Apocyl Doomer

Sir Apocyl Doomer is one of the most intelligent men on Earth. He is so intelligent that most people are simply not wise enough to understand what he is saying. He personally attributes this knowledge to the amount of beer he drinks. He also is known for concurring instead of agreeing, a sign of intelligence. Apocyl Doomer is the preeminent scholar of Westsideology.
by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021
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Doomer

A more enlightened update of the incel. Where the incel is chronically alone, and projects his hatred onto women, the doomer has accepted his equally alone fate without resentment. Instead of bitching he listens to Radiohead on evening walks.

Usually in his 20s, the doomer is typically unemployed or doing a dead-end job, tormented by unrequited love, and alienated from most of the population; and this sense of personal aimlessness and despair seeps into his views on the world in general. So he lives in constant despair for humanity's future, with the prospect of ecological catastrophes and economic downturns tormenting his mind. To dull his sense of Weltschmerz he smokes, or drinks, takes drugs. But nothing can quite take away the dread that the doomer constantly feels towards the future. Hence his name.

He is the inheritor of a long tradition of being jaded with the world, and adopting this as a consistent worldview: he looks and nods at those that deny life: Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer. But as a product of the modern world, he couldn't pretend that there is any ultimate spiritual redemption at the end. So he can only deny, deny, deny.
After she left him forever, he sat down, despondent and empty. But he mustered up the energy to put on his 90s playlist; and when the guitars from My Bloody Valentine's Loveless screeched their first note, he knew he was now a doomer.
by Lucian of Samosata March 11, 2019
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Zooper Dooper

A long freeze at home icy-pole that comes in a range of awesome flavours, and are the best on a hot summers day. Fairy floss, cola, bubble gum, etc. Awesome!
Dude 1: What have you got there?
Dude 2: A Zooper Dooper
Dude 1: Can I have some?
Dude 2: Get your own, theres a massive packet in the freezer
by jpp88 November 6, 2009
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