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double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes
Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face
by John Stackpole December 31, 2015
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Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017
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Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.
Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"
by Tom's Words October 30, 2018
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Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018
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Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.
Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue
by FrostyDaDopeMan January 20, 2024
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Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one
What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!
by Magherra July 14, 2025
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Dick Doodle

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018
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