big doinks

Big Doinks are smoked by a man who was found in Amish, to get said doink you need to either DM him or hit his line.

Person 1: Man I wish i had some big doinks i could smoke, all I have are little doinkss
YoungKingDave: Its fuckin nice out and Im trying to smoke some loud, either DM me or hit my line
Person 1: Can we smoke big doinkss in amish?
YoungKingDave: Fuck yeah but only when its fuckin nice out

by The Great Haydini November 14, 2017

fat doink

Fatter Doinks than other doinks

“You only smoke doinks? Try FAT DOINKS”

by NinoMarino May 19, 2018

donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

by doctordonk February 16, 2010

doinkle

A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.

Ekykens took Shpadoinkle's doinkle in great rage!

by Ekykens December 28, 2005

Doink

The biggest blunt known to man supposedly created by the late Young King Dave

Tyler; What the hell is that your smoking

Mike; its a doink bro

Tyler; Didnt Chief Keef mention doink in one of his songs

Mike; Nah man YKD invented them while smoking one in the amish kiddd

by Tarvish May 27, 2019

doinkenstine

a zombie-esque sex slave

i dont think she really wants him, he walks around in a doped-out daze half the time, I think hes just her doinkenstine.

by bigtimedoinkenstine May 4, 2008

drinkology

The science and mastery of the comsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I am not an alcoholic!! I have a Master's Degree in Drinkology!!
boozer lush

by migster57 August 17, 2009