doilen

A word to be used freely to express yourself in a sentence, Originally derived from Darling.

Scenario 1
"How are you little Doilen?"

Scenario 2
"Check out those Doilens" *points at group of hotties*

Scenario 3
(Used as a greeting)...

"Doilen..."
"Doilen."

by Woops 😂 October 20, 2015

toilie doilie

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.

Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008

Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

by Said Person August 31, 2007

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

Doilem

A word to describe a person who's a bit slower than the average dumbass.

"I'm not a retard, I'm a doilem" said the mentally challenged kid.

by DoilemJoe June 6, 2020