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Obama Doctrine

Extreme incompetence applied with extreme ignorance.
Durring the Obamafication of America the U.S. Congress, applying the Obama Doctrine, have proceeded to use up trillions in taxpayer dollars in an attempt to create a "proper" welfare state.
by RoRo, Fight da Powa October 5, 2010
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bush doctrine

A policy of preemptive strike, as proposed by President George W. Bush.
"My pants weren't dirty yet, but I Bush Doctrined them and washed them anyway."

"I'm going to Bush Doctrine this test, because I can't study at the last minute."

"If that asshat so much as looks at me again, I'm going to Bush Doctrine his face into the ground."
by Timmy™ October 21, 2006
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Bush Doctrine

A specialist in waxing, triming and removing female pubic hair.
"I was looking really gross in my bikini so I went to a Bush Doctrine for a Brazilian."
by Eronbo October 27, 2008
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Next Day Doctrine

The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.
"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"

"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
by SxUzamaki October 31, 2021
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Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
by Del360 September 8, 2008
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Obama Doctrine

Listen to other leaders and be respectful of other cultures and nations.
Improve trade and other positive inter-relationships with other Countries.
Build broad coalitions when possible, and try to work within the framework of the UN, but sometimes unilaterally or with small coalitions, especially when dealing with terrorists threats.
Increase intelligence and spying, to threshold where it may infringe on civil rights and civil liberties.
Maintain secrecy, and go after whistle blowers and leakers, and occasionally the press.
Avoid getting into traditional wars, and get out of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, by training their armies and then moving out of the Countries as much as possible.
Support uprisings like Arab Spring, through coalition building, and supporting legit rebel forces when possible, and providing humanitarian aid, without getting entangled in a civil war.
Minimize weapons of mass destruction by eliminating chemical weapons and nuclear proliferation
Go directly after terrorists Drones, and Special Forces.
Destroy al Qaeda by killing or capturing their top leadership like Osama Bin Laden, major bounties for their kill or capture.
Maintain a bias toward Israel.
Recognize the theory of right to self determination!
Interviewer: What is the Obama Doctrine, Sarah.
Sarah Palin: I'm not the one to ask, I did not do well in foreign policy, and I watch Fox News.
by mlhiss October 8, 2013
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doctrine

a word to use when you feel miserable and when you're in deep shit, similar to the "nika", and the "dpris".
oh im so sad and i hate myself, hyati is a doctrine.
by exhentaihavenemployee July 7, 2020
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