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tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch
Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.
by burntille November 2, 2020
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Dicked

Man George dicked that girl so hard she can’t walk anymore
by Penisclown November 17, 2018
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donald ducked

"If we can't somehow catch up on these overdue mortgage payments we'll be(Donald Ducked)."

"He's(Donald Ducked)......his girlfriend's sister has just seen him kissing that chick at the Pub."
by scurvyseapup February 19, 2009
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dacked

to get your pants pulled down by your mates in front of other people
"ahhaha Tom just got dacked" Tom has pants around ankles at this point and everyone is laughing
by kRyStLe October 7, 2003
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Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021
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Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.
"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny June 16, 2009
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Dicked up

Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.

To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.
Person A: dude I couldnt get her wet last night so she left early

Person B: man...you dicked up
by Hoskii April 4, 2019
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