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Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014
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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"
by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020
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Dilshod

A male persian name which stands for "Content Heart", Dil-Heart , Shod-Content.

Dil also mean heart in many other languages like : Hindi, Turkish, Tajik ,Pashtu and Uzbek.
A:Hey man, I heard you had a son , what did you name him ?

B:We thought of many names and thought that Dilshod will be good.
by Jet Li December 24, 2007
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Dish Pit

the area where a person washes dishes. Particularly in a restaraunt setting.
Hey, get back to the dish pit and wash your dishes.
by Jay December 3, 2003
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dish-washin

1. When you're washing some dishes, or you just feel like wearing some yellow gloves (particularly on your right hand).

2. The name of the band Da Matz's outcoming album.
1. jimin you look like your growing up! =o remember that time we came to your house and you wer washing dishes.hehe

2. Dish-Washin! ;)
by Apollohands September 12, 2007
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seed dish

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).
Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day
by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013
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hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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