This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.
This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-
Guy 2: Sweet!
Guy 2: Sweet!
by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
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A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"
by #aesthetics March 4, 2015
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Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)
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Get the Diversion Selfie mug.Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".
"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".
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Get the Distortion mug.A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
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