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dive bombing

To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.
After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.
by the defecation station July 4, 2008
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diverds

A term commonly associated with your everyday salmon. This is the type of kid who talks in old english and fucks anything that walks. Once you are accquainted to this magical fish, you will be unable to resist his peculiar tendencies.
I knew that something was fishy when I found that pack of condoms in diverds backpack.
by btown nk June 1, 2010
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Diversity Washing

A term used to describe the process of including diversity for the sake of pushing diverse agenda, or where it does not fit. This is very similar to white washing, but usually does the opposite. It most commonly applies to film adaptations of books, who race or gender swap characters to ensure the film cast is diverse, in places where the book or story characters were not. It also applied to historical adaptations in which a character (usually white) from history is portrayed as being some other race than they actually where historically. Can apply to film, video game, comic book, plays, books or any other form of media.
Portraying Achilles as a black man, instead of Mediterranean, is just film makers diversity washing Homer's Greek classic The Iliad...
by HereticalMind December 19, 2021
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Scar dive

As opposed to a stage dive at a concert, a Scar dive is when a member of the audience or band is on stage and leaps forward into the crowd with his/her arms fully extended outward. Reminiscent of Scar from The Lion King when he leaped at Simba to attack him.
Bro! Did you see my Scar dive into the pit last night?
by tjc4210 April 10, 2010
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Diversity hire

Most middle management in alot of industries have to tick at least one diversity box to be allowed to be promoted however a diversity hire was taken on purely to tick boxes and usually more than one. Example black, transgender lesbian head if HR equality department.
Why would someone so stupid be given a management position when there was lots of better candidates?
The company needed to reduce the gender pay gap so had to do a diversity hire.
by Owen Jones will save humanity February 1, 2021
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Dilek

Dilek is a beautiful girl name. Dileks are mostly awesome and sexy. They are smart and have short hair. It's mean in english to wish sth.
TANRIDAN DILEDIM BU KADAR DILEK AMAN AMAAN
by Tomkiponki December 30, 2016
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quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.
Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.
by the Zenith September 29, 2009
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