ditto

Something you say to your boyfriend when he says I love you when you are mad at him. originated from the movie GHOST, as a way to avoid actually saying those three words...stupid commitment phobe!

Matthew: Oh hey why are you mad at me? I love you.
Jo-Dee: I'm not mad okay! Ditto!

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

ditto

no real back round. refers to an agreement.

"I love this show"
"ditto!"

by Natalie May 13, 2005

Ditto

"Ditto" means "Same here" or "I agree". "Ditto" was also a copy machine.

Cashier #1: "I came here an extra hour early at 7:00"
Cashier #2: "Ditto"

by Paper_Airplaner_5 December 29, 2011

Ditto

A girl who has been with EVERYONE, in ditto in Pokemon.

Guy 1: Hey bro last night I was with Jean
Guy 2: Wow Jean is a total Ditto

by TheTacoBandit November 5, 2014

Ditto

Ditto-The creater of all things.
ditto is the most powerful being on the planet only compareable to jasons balls. Even the amazing kaids looks at dittos path and falls short to his power.
Wherever a ditto may be found a repetitive techno beat will follow according to the distance of the pink ruler.
The only way to appease the master, is by commiting to joining him in the ditto dance. those who do not, will surely die.

"Omg dude, you should of been here earlier, a ditto came by and crossed path with KAIDS!"

"WHAT?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"

"It was amazing! ditto ate kaids, and almost killed him, luckily though kaids is immortal."

by sfl22 March 9, 2009

Ditto

A guy that dresses as a girl to get another guy.

Fuck, all these dittos got me questioning whose a real chick or not.

by Nate da King April 1, 2011

ditto

to mean that a person is slow and does not understand an obvious statement/joke/fact.

N-dawg doesn't even know how to look up words in the dictionary. He is such a ditto.

N-dawg thinks he can whoop me in wrestling...what a ditto.

by N_Bubba January 9, 2011