Cunt Distribution Center

A bitch who's beyond the level of just being a cunt, she's so much worse because even a small interaction with her puts everyone in a bad mood and ruins your whole day. She's distributing her negativity all over the place.

I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.

by KmoCorner March 22, 2017

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph

Yes! I'm pretty sure I wrote about that! That's exactly how it works!

Iam "Yes. I think I wrote about The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph in reference to Kevin Samuels once. He never let women rate themselves a 7 out of 10 (because that's what everyone always choose) and I pointed out that they were doing that because they were CORRECT. The Binomial Distribution Intersex Attractiveness Graph shows that the average man would exist at the peek of the bell curve at a 5 out of 10 and the peek of the female bell curve would make the average woman a 7 out of 10. I was just thinking about that! I can't believe someone else picked that up! Hilarious. I did I draw a graph for that on too? Damn. I wish I had access to all my stuff."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018

Levy's Distribution

mathematical algorithm that that creature that you hate, the annoying fly, uses as a flying pattern. unbelievable!
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.

Doug: Levy's Distribution, huh? even here? things are not that random.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Torque Distribution

Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.

The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.

by The Counterintuitive Words January 20, 2025