ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

ditched

To leave something that is not finished.
To ditch a person is to leave them;
prefabley to run in the opposite direction!

Awww man me and Max were like totally spraying-up the high school board; and then ol' crawford comes!
I totally ditched max 'n' did a runner!

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

discernment

Ability to judge well

An astonishing lack of discernment

by Indolence June 6, 2016

Discrempelate

1. To improperly use a word (v.); 2. To refer to something as something that it is not (v.); 3. The false attribution of a definition to a word (n.).

-Isn't it ironic how we both ended up wearing a blue striped shirt to work today?

-No, it's coincidental. Way to discrempelate.

by RJAFH January 19, 2011

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010

cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.

cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."

by heihej March 25, 2010

bitch ditched

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends

-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!

by Christopher Bizub April 28, 2007