Dingo shoulder

White people can say this instead of nigg... . Brown people are forbidden from using this word.

Neil: what’s up my dingo shoulder
Hayden: you’re brown you can’t say that you taxi driver
Neil: (lies dead on the ground after being punched by Hayden)

by Sayden Hantilli August 19, 2019

dingo woman

A woman picked up at a bar LATE one night that you wake up in bed with the next morning - and who is so horrifically ugly and down right repugnant - that you would rather a dingo gnawed your arm off so you can escape, than wake her up by moving it.

I woke up with this dingo woman last Saturday morning and barely escaped with bachelorhood intact.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Dingfod

A kinder way to call someone an asshole.

Hey dingfod! Get away from that!

by Don T Smith January 5, 2008

diagnostificationism

Often a term used in the automotive industry to conduct a thorough diagnosis of a vehicle usually taking many more hours than is recommended. This is basically one step below completely tearing the car apart.

Brandon: How is the car coming along?
Jeff: I can't seem to figure out what the problem is!
Brandon: You've been working on that car for 3 hours.
Jeff: Yes, I need to perform "diagnostificationism".

by Jeff Pieper May 27, 2008

diagnosticise

To diagnose or to fix a technical problem with style or flair

"Frankie, lemme diagnosticise your phone"

by Big-AJ April 7, 2013

Park your dingo

A term coined by Sir Marc of the Shires during an especially heated discussion with an Australian. The term is analogous to the English term "Hang fire".

"To delay doing something, especially making a decision, because you are waiting to see what will happen"

Aussie1: Let's jump in this cab.
Aussie2: Park your dingo ! the bus will be here in 2 mins.

by Yogles August 8, 2014