dinglehopher

a somewhat nicer and goofier term for "idiot"

Friend 1: I once read in a magazine that big foot married a mermaid!!!
Friend 2: Don't Be a dinglehopher, Steve.

by darkvalkrye March 21, 2008

Dingle hopper

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut

Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

by Dingle snooper June 1, 2017

dinglehoofer

slang for penis

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee

by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

Dingwhopper

A seagull who steals food, particularly at the beach.

That dingwhopper took my french fries when I set them down!

by Stew-Baby March 20, 2010

Dinglepopper

The process of repeatedly squeezing the muscles in your anus to move your penis. To elevate and or to "pop" your cock.

Dude, when I'm bored at work I like going to the bathroom and doing the old dinglepopper.

by Rotorsloot December 3, 2022

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

dingowhopper

A woman 15” or larger penis with a 8” foreskin and no scrotum. The testicular organs are stored in the chest making them chesticles. Because of this the titties are as large as the average gall bladder. These penises were inserted into dingos and then they would whopp around inside making the dingo evolve into the unipus hunter.

There is a unipus on the loose! Get the dingowhopper and some dogs.

by The Dingowhopper Penis October 31, 2018