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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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Carlos Dillon

A Carlos Dillon is a fuck boy, popular, and acts hard because he’s in a gang called WHL. He vapes, smokes weed, and fuck girls .
by Zayeus June 23, 2019
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dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.
Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
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Dillon

A name that comes from Irish and Gaelic origins, and even has its own asteroid. Originally defined as "Like a lion" or "loyal".
"Finally, a name that isn't OVERUSED! Dillon..."
by Doubled Revolutions August 6, 2012
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Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.
Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.
by shizznit123 March 11, 2009
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dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.
wow! i know what this is!its dildonium
by seymour sacs April 2, 2009
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Ava Dillon

a homeless hottie jk ugly hoe if ur reading this ur cancelled periodt luv corinne xoxo lit rally madness luv btw ehren she thinks ur really cute so like go for it
person 1: woah look at ava dillon insta pic she’s got cake
person 2: nah dude she just edits her photos
by not corinne November 2, 2019
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