Dilldo

it si a sex toy made to replace a mans dick. a dilldo comes in the shape of a mans dick. and is used like a mans dick. and if you are a very very unlucky person you will see a gay guy use one. but they are for people other then men.

O Ya. this way better they my boyfriends dick. its way longer. and harder...... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA. Dilldos are the best. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA.

by Mtooit November 4, 2007

dilldock

Adj: One who shows virtues of a Dildo and a cock.

Adj: One who is a dildo and a cock at the same time.

Creating words on this site, like a dilldock.

You lieing dilldock.

by Gil Swanson October 19, 2008

Dillydap

The art of letting a girl bleed into your mouth as your dog licks your balls and or asshole

man i'd let that bitch dillydap me with a bottle in my ass

by Death2Chuckie July 15, 2009

dilldonics

A language based off the sounds of slurping and rubber slapping against itself which doesn't contain any prepositions, verbs, or any other type of word that isn't a noun. The only nouns present in the language pertain to having sex with artificial objects.

My mom was speaking dilldonics so I think she wants to screw a broom.

by brandon cluff April 20, 2006

Dilldong

A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.

"Yo, did you see that dilldong and his mom at the movies?"

by tyedye95 February 24, 2009

Dilldozer

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.

As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'

by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

dillyo

It means deal.

Like what the dill-o? whats the deal.

by Ari May 6, 2003