delusions of grandeur

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.

mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.

by domokun December 11, 2004

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

Emo Illusion

1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.

1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."

by Applesxx July 25, 2010

delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.

guy1: So I'm thinking of asking Leah out. I think she might say yes.
guy2: Ummm, are you delusional or something?

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

by laughingsquid March 22, 2011

Delusional Daniel

A man named Daniel who is going crazy over something he lost.

Dude what are you talking about? You didn't lose anything. You're acting like a Delusional Daniel.

by Quarketh April 16, 2020