dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008

Dedouche

Someone of french origin who is, without any hint of a doubt, a douche.

"Look at that frenchy fag. What a douch."

"Yeah, man, He's Dedouche."

by Dr. A.E.FuckHer. January 12, 2011

Dildohead

When a man has blown that much shaft that his brain turns to mush and eventually he grows an additional penis on his head. Usually said person is oblivious to the fact that he is seen as a Dildohead..

Geez....that guy has listened to poor advice for so long and devoured that much wang of the said advisor that he has actually turned into a dildohead!

by Bud Willi December 18, 2018

DildoHead

A slur used on gay and disabled people

You are a DildoHead

by Gankedbypolo June 7, 2022

DildoHead

“A person who such a lame and complete fucktard that is so obsessed with being right in politics that they are like the head of a dildo, always getting fucked from the choices they continue to make.”

“Kenny wants to tell you something; your wrong about everything you’ve ever known and his superior knowledge of our political system is fucking incredible. He also wants have sex with Elon Musk so badly and have little cyborg babies with him so they can take over the world together”

Me: … Wow, what a fucking Dildohead…

by CaptainPorter148801 November 16, 2022

Demdouchery

Example
“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And it's time to vote you out. And that time is every day.”
Another example
"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together."

Senator Booker is spouting some more Demdouchery about saving the planet.

by Mi Stro April 11, 2025