Dildocity

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

by Esprsso January 22, 2019

Dillock

An Astoundingly stupid individual.
A combination of Dick and Pillock.
Dick is obvious. Pillock is also a word synonymous with Dick in the UK.
Colloquial term used in the Herts, Beds and Bucks three county area of the UK.

"OI WHATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING YOU DILLOCK!"

by cluckfuster June 15, 2009

Dildocular

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018

Dilcock

Diluc popping up on your screen and even tho you didn’t want him.

i got fucking c1 dilcock

by Dilcock March 13, 2021