dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

Dickless horse

A horse without a dick.

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.

by Smooth af April 2, 2016

dislessic

someone who cant say the dyslexic correctly and they are also known as a "KINGDOM_BOY"

Oh shut it you dislessic stop acting like kingdom_boys

by huhfunny2 June 13, 2020

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.

"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"

by jayare October 4, 2005

Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.

Did you hear the one about dickless.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009