digestif

(n.) An alcholic beverage consumed after a meal, in theory it is said that a digestif helps in the digestion process.

Cognac is my favorite digestif!

by Chameleon Chief April 5, 2007

digestible

1. Capable to be digested
2. Capable to be understood

1. For some people, milk is not digestible.
2. That article is not quite digestible. It is a hard-chew!

by jaelee11 March 16, 2008

self-digesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-digesting!

by Yogs March 31, 2007

Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money

Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money

by Spray cheese January 2, 2019

Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.

Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.

by Moghidean September 10, 2011

Digerstive

1. The manner in which a hillbilly pronounces "digestive."

1. Ya didn't hear 'em Peet, he said he'd sixth all of our digerstive systems if we didn't comply!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018