Dickellectual

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

EA Dice

The cancerous game developing duo that makes unbalanced games to tempt kids to eat tide pods

Star Wars battlefront 2 is annoying me, EA Dice don’t even know how to balance the heroes.

by PortedData February 6, 2018

dice jail

A concept in many tabletop RPGs, where if a die is "naughty" or rolls consistently low a player will put the die in a small iron or plastic container styled to look like a cage.

Player 1: "My D10 was misbehaving so I put it in dice jail"
Player 2: You need another D10?
Player 1: Nah, I got enough dice to supply a small army

by ChoccyMilkConnoisseur July 1, 2020

no dice

1. A rejection or refusal.

2. An explanation that something did not occur.

In either instance, "no dice" is used to indicate that there is no chance or probability of the event happening. Dice represents the likelyhood of whatever item taking place (by the roll of the die), and not having dice means that there is not even a slim chance.

1.
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No dice. (No chance in hell.)

2.
"I was hoping that I would run into her at the park, but no dice." (She was not at the park, therefore there was never any possibility.)

by Chika January 8, 2007

dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson

by Pablo Chivato October 7, 2016

Frosty Dice

My username dumbass.

Isn't Frosty Dice that cumquat who writes definitions on urban dictionary thinking they'll go viral, but in reality nobody but a few of their friends are going to see it.

by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021

charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017