dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter

(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet

by rontraughber February 11, 2010

Dickwell

An orifice or person that takes a lot of penis on a regular basis.

"Sandra is a right slut, her arse is like a dickwell."

by Dorbid November 3, 2008

dickballs

the thing yo hoe loves to suck

Can I get some dickballs?

by GOTYOBITCHDOINGSPLITSONMYDICK January 17, 2018

dickballer

A dickballer is such a cock sucker they take the balls in with the cock.

Did you hear Jerry keyed Frank's car? What a dickballer

by Aerossignol October 14, 2018

DickBall

To moss someone in a game of football.

Me: Throw the ball up
QuarterBack: Alright bet

QuarterBack throwing the ball up and I catch it over someone*
Me: DICKBALL!

by JaMarcus💚 October 8, 2021

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

dickwhilly

when a man recieves oral sex then puts his penis into his partners ear ^_^

damn look how red mandas ear is bryan must have gave her a dickwhilly again...

by dickwhillymasta March 14, 2010