Similar to a dickhead, but more repulsive; Often used to describe a person in authority who is generally a terrible human being. Common dickworts are trigger happy cops who think all blacks are drug dealers; or unhappy, bad teachers who cite you as late for not being seated right as the bell rings. However, a dickwort can also be snotty little brother, or a fellow employee who smells and lies behind your back.
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verb; the stealth act of planting an anonymous drawing of a penis or similarly offensive illustration in a place where someone is likely to discover it when not suspecting.
noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.
noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.
That Chris is a genius, he lowered my office chair all the way so when I went to grab the lever to correct it I found a cheeky dickstorm stuck to it.
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Get the dickstorm mug.Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
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Originates (ironically) from the word "Dikfore"
Originates (ironically) from the word "Dikfore"
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