dinkspoon

a penis

i have a giant dinkspoon !

by mother fucker fuckin shit poop November 30, 2009

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Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

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dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

by Wildest one February 12, 2018

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Dickscount

When you buy weed from a guy and suck his dick for a lower price.

#1: Him: Dude, Selena gave me a bj last night so I gave her a dickscount on the g she bought.

Other guy: nice.

#2: Guy: Hey girl, if you buy your weed through me I'll give you that dickscount.
Girl: Oouu, I'm down.

by hxn.bxnxn October 28, 2018

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Bob Dickson

Bob Dickson was created by the famous Arden that was being obnoxiously rude to his amazing sweet friend Emily. Bob was born on October of 2019. Unfortunately he died because he was too sexy..

Arden: AY GYUHL BOB DICKSON RELL UGLY SMH
Emily: *cries*

by Emily KhAn April 8, 2020

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